If you've found this website and made it all the way to this page, congratulations. You've probably found a link to this site in your backpack or something. Next time, stay safe and close your zippers and pockets carefully. You might find a sausage in there in the near future.
(no email is necessary, just leave it blank or put a fake one in there.)
If you didn't receive a link to this site on a sheet of paper, then you've probably just come here from Neocities or got linked by a friend. If that is the case, this site isn't really for you. This site was made entirely for shits and giggles, pranking others for fun.
Just to make things more interesting around here, a little rarity chart is here to show you how rare your ticket is.
| OFFERING | RARITY |
|---|---|
| nude | 16/24 |
| piggyback ride | 12/24 |
| custom written essay | 6/24 |
| //slightly orange (not yellow) ticket with white backing | 6/24 //from the OG batch of tickets ;) |
| custom website | 5/24 |
| coochie | 2/24 |
| boyfriend | 2/24 |
| //a ticket with white stars (★RAREST★) | 1/36 |